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Rants In My Pants: Volume 2

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The shop assistant replies, "You've got it wrong – ours is a butcher's shop: we wouldn't happen to have meat. It's the fear of Rove that Bush he'll beat, "If you dare to use an almanac, The Feds are on your case. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall? The company stock goes up and your bosses give you a huge bonus.

The Best Ever Book of Ecuadorean Jokes

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About everything except for one issue: Abortion. Well, before you go and do something stupid like voting for Trump, hear me out… “There has to be some form of punishment.” Only for women, I assume… Now, most of you probably already know that, until fairly recently, Donald Trump referred to himself as “very pro choice.” But there is literally no way someone can run as a republican (and have a chance of winning) without calling himself “pro-life.” So here we are, with a morally repugnant man running for president, but Christians can still rationalize voting for him because of his newly acquired “Pro-Life” moniker.

Personal Encounters With Nelson Mandela, Bobby Kennedy &

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By way of Leno’s clever confabulations, they mocked these vulnerable people without challenge. Ossis took their revenge: Ossi, Wessi and an African wait for their women to give birth. If only he would learn to apply his logic to the argument from gun controllers that all we need to end violence are a few more signs telling terrorists not to use guns. I can regress there, and they have roller-coaster parks." "The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer." — Arnold Schwarzenegger on his decision to run for governor of California. "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

Don't Vote It Just Encourages the Bastards 1st (first)

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Biased Journalists And Bloggers, Heal Thyselves! "Hey, cable honchos. The prime minister stressed that his government wanted to show the world how Iran respects the ideas and preferences of other cultures. A pilot or something might get blinded at some point in the future and we can ban laser pointer sales. 30,000 people a year die from gun violence and we can't even pass universal fucking background checks ? Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? Democrats will vote in the names of people who live in nursing homes.

Election Daze: What Are They Really Saying?

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Start today with 501 easy ways to use humor that will make you more productive, less stressed, and happier. The toiling workers and peasants of the American Union marked the historic 7th Obama government year with new successes in economic development and unparalleled advancement of the people's well-being and cultural awareness. As summer ends and fall begins, our minds inevitably turn toward education and how unfair and rigged the system is for those of privilege.

The Obama Review

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Posted by Arctic_Menace on June 24, 2005 (21640 reads) Posted by Old_Fart on May 22, 2008 (8846 reads) Posted by Old_Fart on December 14, 2008 (6601 reads) Posted by Old_Fart on August 09, 2010 (4504 reads) Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life! Death, destruction and mayhem around the world at the hands of Muslims .. no Muslim outrage ... but publish a cartoon depicting Mohammed with a bomb in his turban and all hell breaks loose.

All the President's Pets

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Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er. added on: 06/10/2008 It's looking very scary but very nice sand sculpture art. And no one can challenge this ass of horse. Al Kustanowitz, Jewish Humor Central's Blogger-in-Chief, has collected Jewish humor even before there was an internet. In part, this is because they are the inheritors of three decades of identity politics, which have come to be a central driver of attitudes on college campuses.

Pamkumar - The Dalit Messiah: Dalit Uprising Against

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Like all humor some is crass, some is mean and some is insightful. I am simply begging you–BEGGING YOU–To watch this documentary. Andeel’s brother is a comedian who was briefly arrested by Morsi’s general prosecutor last year for a stand-up bit on TV that allegedly insulted Islam. To greet them, a choir of the patients sang a song from a popular movie that says "Oh, how good it is to live in the Soviet land!" Perhaps, but then they need to explain why workplace deaths were consistently falling way before OSHA was ever created.

Hitler the Cat Goes West

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I have an entire page dedicated to libertarian-related humor. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. Peter showed her George Washington's's clock. They don’t point you toward the right aisle… They TAKE you to the right aisle, and then they make sure you have the right tool for the job. After I hugged him, he probably wished he would have just sold me a new valve. President Obama’s face appeared on protest signs white-faced and blood-mouthed in a satanic clown image.

Ernest Goes to Washington (Well, not exactly)

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I hope by creating this site that the human race can now sleep safely knowing that there is a place where good funny short jokes can thrive and not be held back any more by those long boring jokes that take ages to read. Daily News, July 26, 1996 (mentioning agency's zero-tolerance policy); Rick Moon,, 2 Law Firm Partnership & Benefit Rep. 9 (1996) (praising law firm's zero-tolerance policy). 76. Here’s another rhetorical question with an obvious answer (“NO!”), but will anyone ever do a damn thing about voter fraud in this country?