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Korea's Impending Nuclear Holocaust: It's Not Gonna Happen

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In a recording too comic for words, Sisi recounted three dreams in which he had received omens of his presidential bid, including cameo appearances from President Anwar Sadat and an Omega watch. Although cabaret tends not to discriminate against minority groups since it rarely addresses minority issues explicitly, neither does it adequately distinguish between an attitude of active tolerance and one of passive indifference. In the general election, Democrats will be busing homeless people and union stooges to different places to vote multiple times.

Mr. Silly's Friend: Quotations from Chainsaw Mike

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Three major criticisms of the incongruity theory are that it is too broad to be very meaningful, it is insufficiently explanatory in that it does not distinguish between non-humorous incongruity and basic incongruity, and that revised versions still fail to explain why some things, rather than others, are funny. Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? Congress." "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." "I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting." "It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Serbians

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Funny Joke about a husband and wife for their anniversary of a Happy Marriage", a humorous tribute for a 50th wedding anniversary. More ›› 79 - Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day? Henri Bergson claimed that humor intends to humiliate. At the same time, it is worth mentioning the rather low creativity of these jokes for which the two scripts were mainly political in nature, with only a small number of jokes having the first script featuring a non-political topic while the punch line bringing to light a political issue.

Ezicash: How to usurp a totalitarian behemoth with a monkey

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Aldrich isn’t just a judge who tries to use humor to lighten the mood, Anderson says. “That may have been the situation in this last case, but that’s not what all of these things have in common. An extension to Legere's story about security measures required by an all-cash operation is how this cash is going to be accounted for and whether all of it will be reported on a tax return. I can’t wait to see what happens on October 19th, though I wish these things went on longer and I wish there were no interruptions of the candidates from the sock puppets who are moderating.

The Great Idea-Expression of the Everyone-Owns-Everything

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Building on what I shared last week, let’s look at some amusing analysis of the Clinton-Trump (Clump) contest. Q: When is it okay for Republicans to engage in group sex and drug use? Amid sad stories about lost loved ones, destroyed homes and impoverished people who had to live in public schools, they joke about everything: the Israelis, the Americans, the Arabs, but mostly they tell self-deprecating gags. You have a 100% chance of the baby’s soul going to heaven, but if a woman decides to have an abortion, there is always the chance that she will repent of that action later, and then she gets to go to heaven too!

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Ethiopians: How To

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This year, it ... continue Jared Taylor, editor of American Renaissance, explains why the increasing number of black riots across the country have nothing to do with “racism” or “police brutality.” In the video, Jared points out that police shootings are only a pretext for rioting. The historical-comparative approach to humour tries to comprehend the social role of humour through comparisons in time and place. The survey did not ask whether the conduct was "severe or pervasive" (perhaps because "severe" and "pervasive" are such vague terms), and certainly not every "sexually suggestive look" or "cartoon[] of a sexual nature" is illegal.

A new wrinkle in healthcare reform debate?

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Some of the best coverage of the Republican and Democratic national conventions came not from a news source, but from a fake one--Comedy Central's "The Daily Show." To greet them, a choir of the patients sang a song from a popular movie that says "Oh, how good it is to live in the Soviet land!" We think you or the recipient of your gift will like them! More refined but equally political were the jokes about Radio Yerevan (now capital of Armenia, back then part of the USSR).

Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

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If an administrator tells him to “keep it PG-13,” he abides. The trip is to gloriously commence tomorrow (Tuesday) and will successfully end on the third next Tuesday after that, immediately following the proletarian holiday code-named "Labor Day." A conservative student at the University of Michigan has fairly brilliantly subverted a new campus-wide policy intended to force professors � and the entire campus community � to use exotic pronouns to refer to students who insist they belong to some alternate, fictional gender.

A Treasury of Great American Scandals: Tantalizing True

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I'll try to make a brief but clear summary of some of these important types of kisses: a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway. dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss. the important thing about this type of kiss is that it refers only to the symbol (our internal mental representation we associate with the experience of the kiss--which must necessarily also be differentiated from the act itself for obvious reasons and which need not be by any means the same or even similar for the different people experiencing the act) rather than the act itself and, as such, one must be careful not to make unwarranted generalizations about the act itself or the experience thereof based merely on our manipulation of the symbology therefor. a kiss that takes an extraordinarily long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not. really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and cover more ground. a kiss that, eschewing inferior "phenomenal" contact, is performed entirely on the superior "noumenal" plane; though you don't actually feel it at all, you are, nonetheless, free to declare it the best kiss you've ever given or received. a kiss that starts out feeling like it's about to transform you but ends up just bugging you. a kiss that you worry yourself to death about even though it really doesn't matter anyway. a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow. a kiss given by someone who has developed some new and wonderful techniques but refuses to use them on anyone for fear that others would find out about them and copy them. a particularly well-planned and coordinated movement: "I think, therefore, I aim."

The world is a-Twitter

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However, when nobody lived up to that rumor and provided her with any sexual harrassment, she sued the Transit authority that having to worry about getting sexually harrassed or not, was a form of sexual harrassment and caused her to gain weight. The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance. They didn't like that Microsoft through their update system could load something on to your drive that you know nothing about.